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THIS SCENE
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best. post. ever. made. on. tumblr.
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- Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
- Boy: I know.
- Girl: I love you!
- Boy: I love you more!
- *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
- Girl: Where is he?
- Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
- Girl: (Starts crying)
- Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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- Friend: when I'm single, no one wants me
- Friend: when I'm taken, everyone wants me
- Me: no one ever wants me so lol
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Why? Why was this a thing? It’s probably the worst instrument ever invented in the history of mankind and our parents were forced to come to our elementary school concerts where we all played this horrid instrument and they had to praise us otherwise our fragile child hearts would break. I remember one of the songs was LITERALLY just us playing the b note the entire time. It was called “Queen Bee”. Yeah. I feel so bad for everyone who sat through that concert. Our parents are angels.
I like how there’s an arrow pointing to the recorder, in case we happened to miss the only image in the post. Like “Oh, THAT’S a recorder? I thought it was that white area behind it!”
